Big Lebowski Quotes Best Ever

  Cowboy Stranger :   

"I like your style Dude, but do you have to Cuss so much?"
    

Dude :"What the Fuck are you talking about?" 

Cowboy Stranger :   "OK, have er your way Dude."  

     

  Walter :   "So far it seems we have a series of victim-less occurances."

  Dude : "What about the FUCKING TOE ???"  

The JESUS

 

"DON'T FUCK With THE JESUS MAN !!!"

LOG JAMMIN

Fictisious Porn Film

Starring TARA REID as BUNNY LEBOWSKI

Maude Shows Dude Log Jammin

Maude : The Story is ludicrous, you can imagine what happens next.

Dude :  He Fixes The CABLE ???

Dude :  :  Listen Maude I'm Sorry your Mother is a NYPHOMANIAC ..

Maude  She's not my mother !!!!!!

Donny :  "They were NAZIS DUDE ??? "

"I'LL SUCK Your COCK for a Thousand DOLLARS"

"But Brandt can't watch or he has to pay a Hundred"

Bunny to The DUDE

BRANDT

The LATE GREAT Phillip Seymour Hoffman

R.I.P.

“What’s this day of rest Shit? What’s this Bullshit? I don’t FUCKIN care! It don’t matter to Jesus. But you’re not Foolin me, Man. You might fool the Fucks in the League Office (The Fuckin Kraut Berklotzer), but you don’t fool Jesus. This is Bush-League Psyche-Out Stuff. Laughable, man –Ha Ha! I would have Fucked you in the Ass Saturday. Instead I’ll Fuck you in the Ass next Wednesday. Woooo! You got a date Wednesday, Baby!”  

      "This what Happens Larry, when you FUCK a Stranger in the ASS !" "Do you see what Happens Larry, when you FUCK a Stranger in The ASS?"  

The BIG LEBOWSKI COOKBOOK

GOT ANY KAHLUA ?

The COLLECTED RECIPES of The DUDE

All The DUDES RECIPES

and QUIPS & QUOTES

From The BIG LEBOWSKI

Starring JEFF BRIDGES

JOHN GOODMAN

STEVE BUSCEMI

JULIANA MOORE

and

JOHN TARTURRO

The GREATEST CULT MOVIE of ALL TIME

ABIDE in IT !!!